She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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