this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
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