Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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