Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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