what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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