bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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