i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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