It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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