I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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