do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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