And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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