I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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