I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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