I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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