What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
