bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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