wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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