your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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