Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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