so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
