i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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