is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
True strength comes from lack of pants
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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