So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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