your thong is hanging out like whoa
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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