Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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