Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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