eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Houston, we have a squirter
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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