If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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