We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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