That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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