wrigley field is MILF paradise
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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