when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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