How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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