You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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