So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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