We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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