I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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