She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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