it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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