Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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