The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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