Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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