i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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