I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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