used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize