Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Success! We fucked roommates!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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