this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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