well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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