Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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