Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize
