I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
