i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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