you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i think i have two assholes
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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