everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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